This is ridiculous

Almost a year to the day that I was signed off work for two weeks I have again been signed off for seven days.  While last year it was either flu/heart issues, it was flu.  This year it’s been a little more traumatic, I woke up on Thursday with blood in my knickers from my back passage.  It’s just a year I decided and made my way to work on autopilot.  I’ll make an after school appointment I said to my teacher partner.  He was a little more concerned and told me to speak to the head and go straight to the GP.  I did, I had half an hour to get to the doctors, just at that moment there was a dramatic outburst from two colleagues, even with blood leaking out of my bum hole I can’t be the centre of attention.  While explaining what had happened I knew what would happen next, I had prepared myself but still that exploration was horrible and very sore.  The doctor said she suspected it was a haemorrhoid, and that I would need to use a suppository for a week but then she dropped the clanger.  So you cannot go back to work, not with blood leaking from your behind it would be horrific. She had a point I thought, back to work tomorrow but no she signed me off for seven days.  I didn’t need seven days, everyone will think I’ve done it on purpose.  Turns out she may have a point, I’m taking stool softener and using a suppository I don’t think I could cope with school life as well.  I’m not doing much just lounging on the sofa trying to make any sudden movements.  Am I still bleeding?  Yes not as much as yesterday which was gruesome, the blood went through to my dress and my coat.  So for the next few days I suppose these emojis sum up my life; 🚀🍩💩