Thursday, 20 April 2017

Longest day

"Maybe you should stay at home and relax" Mamilein could tell that I was tired and she said she didn't need me to come with her to her appointment at the radiologist.  She has had issues with her joints for a while and her new doctor wanted everything tested and trie checked.  "If you don't come you won't get to go shopping it have any curry wurst". Now even papichen was getting in on the Catholic guilt thing.  So I dutifully set my alarm for half six and got dressed.  My first annoyance was the fact that I had woken up early (an hour early than when I work) to sit on the sofa until right O clock, so we can relax before we go he said.  I could've stated in bed!  Then we arrived only to find we were in the wrong place.  Once we had finally made it up the four flights of stairs in the correct building on the right side of town, we sat in the waiting room. Mamilein was having her elbow xrayed, it shouldn't take long.  Famous last words.
Five hours later she'd had an intitial consultation which involved talking about each joint. The doctor, who had a statuette of his own head on his desk, rammed (and I mean RAMMED) a huge needle into Mamilein's arm. 
It was presumably filled with dye for the radiographer to photograph.  After the consultation we waited for another half and hour before she had her first X-ray.  We were then told we had a forty minute wait until the next X-ray, they took another one to make sure that the first was accurate.  I had enough experience of medical investigations to know it wasn't going to be a quick visit but I didn't expect it to take five hours.  I brought my Kindle with me so I was partly entertained and after a few hours though I started to get bored so pass the time ran up and down the stairs.  This had a double bonus of wasting time and adding steps to my fitbit.
I managed to keep Papichen entertained for about five minutes by giving him the sketch pad on my I phone, which he predictably turned into a Bob Ross Landscape.

Long time no see



I've just had a visit from an old friend.  It wasn't unexpected, I could sense they were on the way.  I had last heard from them over a year ago, we'd had a pretty patchy relationship and we even got professional help to try to "normalise" our relationship.  Our last visit occurred when we were living with the outlaws, it was awful timing.  It always is.  We shall see whether we'll meet again I wouldn't be sad if we don't, but when we do meet up I always want mire I just don't like the pain and anguish they bring with them.

Nooooo

I have spent the past few days writing epic blog posts about Easter and they have all been deleted.  I have signed in with all of my emails but they are lost, forever and I'm not sure I have the energy to try again. Such a shame they were fabulous (aren't they always when you lose then?)

Monday, 17 April 2017

Natural Beauty of Buende

Mamilein and I went for a post Easter and chocolate walk around the fields of Buende.  I love taking photos (in case you hadn't noticed) and this time decided that rather than random photos and selfies, I would take photos of the animals that we came across.  Who knew that there was so much wildlife in our little part of the world.


Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017




Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017


Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Life  in the Gingerbread House 2017

Sunday, 16 April 2017

40 days and 40 nights

For lent this year I have given up Facebook, with a few very rare exceptions I have not commented, posted or even acknowledge Facebook, while I would love to claim it was done for some supreme religious sacrifice, or a testament to my will power, I honestly just got a little bit bored of it all.  It hasn't been as exciting as it used to be,so for lent we departed and  I lived a life that wasn't broadcast to all and sundry.  I think I have lost some "friends" but I have enjoyed not being tethered to the juggernaut of social media. That being said I am looking forward to my return and to all those people who will receive a little notification announcing that I have posted something for the first time in a while. On a side note I haven't totally deprived myself I have still had unfettered access to my Instagram accounts (yes I have more than one), I suppose you could say I swapped one vice for another.  Hey Ho, at least I tried, what did you do?

Thursday, 13 April 2017

Flying Home for Easter

As the alarm went off at 4.45 am I couldn't help but wonder why I always seemed to get up earlier in the holidays than I do for work. Nevertheless I was off to the Motherland for a few days of relaxation and pampering and I couldn't wait.  I arrived at the airport in good time (as we always did) I breezed through passport control and security (I was only carrying a backpack and had removed all liquids the night before) and knowing now that there were extra gates I passed the time by walking up and down the concourse adding to my daily step count.  


I was tempted to buy something to eat but as it was still only half past six, I picked up some water and a yoghurt for later during the flight.  By the time our gate was announced a 7.05 I had already accumulated 5000 steps and had treated myself to a drink of a Chai Latte, a quick nip to the ladies to freshen up and I made my way to gate 44.  As I boarded the plane I picked up my complimentary three newspapers and found my seat.  As I was one of the last to board I knew I had both seats to myself and I made myself comfortable.  We arrived early and I left the plane, again breezed through customs to be met by...  

No one.  

Presuming that Ma and Pa were just delayed, I once again nipped to the ladies.  Then I called them, they thought my flight arrived at 10.25pm not 10.25am.  WTF?  They had still driven down on the off chance and were waiting for me upstairs, what a relief.  


I didn't know the exact plan for the week, but I did know that as yesterday was Good Friday, tomorrow being Easter Sunday, followed swiftly by Easter Monday all of the shops would be closed that meant one thing and one thing only on the Saturday between two public holidays, the supermarkets would be heaving.  Germans go in to panic mode when the shops are closed more than one day and they lose their minds.  The descend on the shops like there is an oncoming apocalypse 

Monday, 10 April 2017

London Baby

It was so nice to visit my old stomping ground.  Yes we always visit London every year at Christmas and during the summer holidays, but we never venture further than zone one. We had left booking our hotel until the last minute, surprise surprise, and were planning on giving AirBNB a try, hipster wannabes that we are.  I had mentioned it at school and the few people who had heard of it weren't overly enthusiastic about it, so I decided to give it a miss this time.  That left us with nowhere to stay, Tall Girl 1, had offered us some space on her floor, just as I was about to take her up on her offer GO had booked a hotel. It was a travelodge (nothing wrong with cheap and cheerful, especially in London) and it was in the Docklands.  Right around the corner from Custom House where I lived when I first moved to London, all those many moons ago.  See, before I was a North Londoner, I was an Eastender.  
We arrived and almost immediately I took charge (what's new there) I got us onto the tube towards Tower Hill (Hello Babs and Rog) we then changed onto the DLR (Docklands Light Railway) towards Bank and settled in for a relatively pain free journey.  Until we arrived at Custom House which was closed, I was convinced that we had gone a stop too far and made GO get off the train and walk around the EXCEL building towards the hotel.  It was after we had gone down the lift that I decided to just check on the phone.  I have tapped the screen a few times and as if by magic the hotel popped up along with our location. We/I were/was going the wrong way, and we hadn't missed our stop we had gotten off the DLR three stops early.  Anyhow we added a nice big total to our Fitbits that day, a theme for the week that had begun on our Saturday walk.  
As we settled into the hotel we decided that while we both knew London really well, especially the North and West sides,  we'd explore more of the East and South East.  We decided to spend our time in the Docklands, Greenwich, and Canary Wharf.  What fun we had,  more on the later.


Saturday, 8 April 2017

Whoops

Who knew the Yorkshire sun could be so strong.  Eight mile hike along the canal and I'm left with horrendous burns on my face and chest and blisters on both feet. Turns out the optimal break in your new boots walk is a mile or two.  Well, hopefully they are all broken in now.  My feet are.

Are we nearly there yet? Version 2

It was a glorious spring morning and GO and I had decided to walk to Hollingsworth Lake, well I'd decide he was grudgingly on board.  I needed to break in my new boots before we tried any longer my intense walks.  How difficult could it be to walk to the lake, it's only about ten minutes in the car?  
As we joined the canal it was pretty peaceful, we walked past the Marina where all of the narrow boats were moored by the folks who live in there boats permanently.  I was blown over by how serene it was, we passed the occasional fellow walkers I smiled and said "Hello".  Some would reply, most just looked away, uncomfortably.  
As we reached the first of many bridges/tunnels checked my watch, it had taken us nearly an hour to do less than half a mile.  When I mentioned this to GO he rolled his eyes and said "that's what happens when you keep stopping to take photos all of the time."  This is a conversation we've had many times.  I have explained till I'm in blue in the face that while I have a great memory, most of the time, I often need a story of picture to jog my memory.

As we crossed over to the other side of the canal (I chickened out and took the long way round rather than walk over the lock), we left the buzz of the town behind us and we soon confronted by a huge sixty foot wall that ran up the other side, it's purpose is obviously to stop the hill, train tracks and Dobroyd Castle from falling into the canal.  It was an imposing sight and one that dominated the walk for a good half a mile or so.  It was at this point that the geese and ducks that had been present for most of our walk started to get less timid and more assertive.  Reminding us that they had as much right to be in the canal as we had to walk past.  They put on shows of aggression towards each other, quacking loudly and swimming towards the bank at speed before swiftly turning away (the goose equivalent of boy racers I presume) leaving waves rippling in their wake. I will admit it was intimidated and began to push GO forward.   

I nearly wet myself when a goose swam towards the banks, and then at the last minute propelled itself forward onto land.  It began waddling around menacingly making sure that all and sundry knew who the boss was.   I refused to walk further until GO had shooed it away.  He was too busy laughing (or pretending to laugh as really he was just a scared as me) when from out of nowhere came a flash of black fur and barks, it was Super-dog.  He bounded around the path, distributing the geese and making an almighty racket.  Within seconds the Goose-father and his posse were back in the water and making a hasty exit back the way they had come.  The dog, not realising how much I loved it now, continued to bounce around.  His owner came rushing up the path calling his name and berating it for scaring the geese and us too.  "Oh not to worry, he is my hero!"  I smiled.  I turned to give GO a look that said at least someone saved me.  With which he said "You were just saved by a three legged dog from a goose!"  It was then that I took a closer look at my canine hero, he did indeed only have three legs.  "Well you have two legs and you didn't save me!"

We carried on walking past the 22nd, 23rd, 24th lock.  The scenery became less industrial and more rural, I was convinced we had to be nearly there.  "We haven't even made it to Gordon Riggs yet!"  I was dying inside, my foot felt like it was being rubbed away by my sock, I also hadn't worn the correct sock with the new bots, I was on the path the blister central.  I mentioned this to GO, so that he knew I would walk without whinging even in pain.  He wasn't bothered.  We decided to pause at a large body of water, that looked like a canal bypass and have some tea and biscuits.  I straddled a wall, it was lovely to let my feet just dangled for a while.  

I made two Chai Latte's (well we're not philistines) and we were just chatting about future plans (summer holidays coming up quickly) when a lady ran past all pink and blue spandex.  She stopped and actually reversed.  "Oh wow, I had seen o Facebook you were back up here, it's so lovely to see you again.  How are you?" GO started chatting to the lady, this was becoming a daily part of our lives.  GO would meet with someone he knew and I would stand/sit smiling until I was introduced.  Only this lady was looking at me like she knew me. Facebook I decided, everyone saw me on his Facebook page and assumed they knew me.   Then she said "We were playing at a wedding a few weeks ago and it made me think yours was around this time wasn't it?"  I smiled, nodded and said "Yes, our anniversary was just last week."  Stalker!  GO and the lady said we should meet up and have a good old catch up when it dawned on me.  It was the cellist form our wedding that GO had gone to school with.  Now that I was all caught up (like I said I need a story to help me remember things) I quickly joined in the conversation agreeing that it would be lovely to all meet up and they should come over to ours one evening.  We said our goodbyes and carried on our journeys.

As the fields on either side became  hills and we were walking through the valley, GO began discussing the difference between barges and narrow boats.  I confessed that my knowledge of the subject came mainly from chick lit novels and so I couldn't give definitive answer.  I said that Baby-Bro and Sin-law wanted to hire one for us all to use one summer, GO didn't sound convinced, I decided to leave the subject and bring it up again another day.  We noticed a barge/narrow boat making it's way through a lock.  I persuaded him to stop and watch how it was done.  more for my aching feet than anything else.


Friday, 7 April 2017

Decisions decisions

First weekend of the holiday what to do? We don't want to go too far so Malham Tarn is out, we are both tired so we have ruled out Pendle Hill.  A walk to Hollingworth lake along the canal it is then. We'll get the bus back as it will drop us outside the house.  It'll give the chance to break in my new boots, before we tackle anything bigger/longer/harder (famous last words).

Every now and then he pulls it out....

Of the bag.

While watching an Attenborough documentary on the bat man of Mexico, the man stood in a cave full of bats and said, "Wow, isn't that beautiful?"  To which I responded (Gogglebox stylee) "we have different definitions I the word beautiful."  Without even pausing GO said "He probably isn't married then."

Thursday, 6 April 2017

Bless 'im

There was a knock a the window, it was half past four and I was in my way home. The cleaner said shr is right here, I looked up and one of my 'boys' was stood at the door with a chocolate bunny.  "This is for you Mrs M, you deserve it."  He handed it to me, turned around ad ran bak to his mum.  What a lovely surprise and so unexpected.

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

For the love of a Ginger One



You are the best friend I have ever had, you have seen me at my best and my worst and you are still here.  You are a wonderful, kind, funny (ha ha not weird) man.  You are softly spoken, stubborn and can be overly dramatic, but I adore you and I am thankful for the days we have had together and the days we have to come.  

Happy anniversary my love xx

Year 4

Four years ago I married my best friend

It was a lovely, colourful day.  We kept it small and intimate (aka cheap). We had as many friends as possible make and do things for us, we can never express our thanks for what everyone did to make the day so very special.













Take a look at the boards form the past First chalkboard
Second Chalkboard
Third Chalkboard

Saturday, 1 April 2017

I fell for these

There were at least three online article that I read and believed to be true, only to realise after quite some time that they were April Fool jokes.





The last one may actually be true.

The force is with me

I saw them board the train, I wondered if they would mingle on the carriages.  Then I had an idea, I was wearing GO's t-shirt, I flashed it off.  "Would you like to meet him?"  One of the officers asked.  "You bet I would!"  I was actually going I meet him, I was star struck. He was impressed by the t-shirt and asked if I wanted a photo, hold me back, I thought.  I felt like (and looked like) a giddy school girl.  I had met someone oh had been part of my life since I was a child.  
I asked for a favour, "could you do something about him?"  
 Mission accomplished

Hello April

What an exciting month ahead we have; Trouble at Mill, Sci FI on the sidings, trips out and visitors. Looking forward to making more memories with my dear heart .

For the love of a Ginger One

You are the best friend I have ever had, you have seen me at my best and my worst and you are still here.  You are a wonderful,...