It is always fun, albeit a bit of a rush. I have got travelling on a coach down pat now.
GO dropped me at the coach station at half six in the morning. I made my way to the bus stop, "I'll just pop into the loo" I thought.... The toilet was locked, ah well I don't need it anyway.
I settled in my seat, I have now got a routine on these long bus journeys. I watch the city I'm leaving pass the windows. I marvel at the sky scrapers and the people getting on with their lives.
Then I will listen to my ipod and watch the world go by. I had brought my flask of coffee with me and peanut butter on toast, so I settled down and munched my breakfast. It was about now that I felt pressure on my bladder. I tried to ignore it, but it was getting more and more urgent.
After a couple of hours I could hold on no longer so I made my way to the coach toilet. I got in and it was horrific, the flush wasn't working, but I was desperate. I voided my bladder while squatting on tip toes, and I dribbled! I forced myself to relieve my bladder and felt a million times better.
Back at my seat feeling everso slightly yucky, but glad my bladder was empty I was mightily out out when the driver pulled into the half station to swap drivers and announced, "As the toilet isn't working we are going to stop here
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