Saturday, 10 August 2019

How to piss off a New Yorker

Well I learned a valuable lesson today, how to piss off a New Yorker in five easy steps.

1. 
New Yorker: is this seat taken?
Me: nope

2.
New Yorker: where are you from?
Me: England

3. Me: are you here for the baseball?
New Yorker: No my wife and I (he thought I was hitting on him) are empty nesters so we’re dating again and have come away for the weekend. (I refrained from asking if it was a dirty weekend)

4. Me: Are you from Toronto?
New Yorker: No, we’re from upstate New York and Toronto is closer then Manhattan.


5. Me: Ah, Toronto is much nicer too!
New Yorker: turned his back and stopped talking to me.

Oops 😬 but it really is!

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