1.
New Yorker: is this seat taken?
Me: nope
2.
New Yorker: where are you from?
Me: England
3. Me: are you here for the baseball?
New Yorker: No my wife and I (he thought I was hitting on him) are empty nesters so we’re dating again and have come away for the weekend. (I refrained from asking if it was a dirty weekend)
4. Me: Are you from Toronto?
New Yorker: No, we’re from upstate New York and Toronto is closer then Manhattan.
5. Me: Ah, Toronto is much nicer too!
New Yorker: turned his back and stopped talking to me.
Oops 😬 but it really is!
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