Tuesday, 27 August 2019
Happy Birthday π₯³
The Gingerbread Haus World Tour of The States
Monday, 26 August 2019
Lesson learned
Saturday, 17 August 2019
Yellowstone
We only had a day so we tried to include the major sites, we knew we would have to miss out on things, you can’t do everything with our schedule but we managed to see a heck of a lot.
What we’ve eaten
Tuesday, 13 August 2019
Our Adventure
Sunday, 11 August 2019
Waiting for the outlaws
It turns out that is was only the internal flights area that had been neglected. The rest of the airport was modern, clean and stylish.
We relaxed in the hot tub, and watched the planes land and take off from the airport. It was such a nice way to spend an afternoon. While investigating the roof we noticed that a couple of streets away there was a strip mall with what looked like a Wendy’s diner. Dinner here we come.
Little did we know that we would spend the whole day at the little strip mall. We had underestimated how long it would take the outlaws to get to to us from Montana. We checked out of the hotel at 11am and spent the entire day wandering from eatery to eatery. Around the car show rooms and down to a lorry fuel station and back again.
We spent almost of the day in Tim Horton’s devouring the Visio today sandwiches and French Vanilla Coffee. We joined the loyalty scheme and managed to earn enough points for a free donut.
We explored the warehouses, gyms and businesses that were alone the roadside. Had we known how long it would take we would have taken a bus into Calgary. It was like waiting for a car to be repaired.
Meeting up with the locals (massive dragonfly) and enjoying a burrito bowl at a Tex Mex opposite the “Smoke House”. Should have gone in there, it would have gobbled up a few hours. Instead we got slushies.
Brain Freeze and a spot of rain, what better way to spend the evening....
Back to Tim’s before being picked up and taken A&W, which was yucky.
Wonderful Waterfall
The falls envelope you as soon as you step onto the top deck you are in it’s grasp, with the sun beating down and the spray of water on your face it’s pure magic. I called GO up and we enjoyed the view from the front of the boat. The tour lasts about forty five minutes, I didn’t think that was long enough but it’s just about the right length. We disembarked and made our way up to street level. I think the view of the falls from street level is just as amazing as it is from below. Time for lunch, I vaguely remembered reading something about lunch being included but wasn’t 100% sure. As we arrived at the hotel no one was surprised to see us in fact as soon as we arrived the tour guide led us all upstairs to the fourth floor restaurant which turned out to be a buffet. For $30 guests can eat what they want. We had an hour and tried to make the most of it but had to fight with a minibus full of Italian tourists on the same tour as us (they followed us to each destination).
Saturday, 10 August 2019
How to piss off a New Yorker
3. Me: are you here for the baseball?
Toronto
We began walking towards the harbour that was when I saw a train, then a mural of a train and finally a train museum. Before he could say anything I’d paid the entrances fee, a whopping $5. It wasn’t anything we hadn’t seen a million times but there was a chance to drive a train, or at least a train simulator. We waited and waited for GO to have his turn. When he was in the drivers seat he was instructed in what to do by a young lady who to me anyway, looked like a female GO. She talked him through the whys and the wherefore’s and he was like a kid in a sweet shop, so happy, smiling and joking away. Once his shift was over we made our way out of the yard and came across a beer tent. Then there were two, then three, it looked to us like some sort of beer festival. We enquired as to the cost, $30 each entrance and then $10 for drinks tabs. We looked at each other and walked away which ich when we saw the line, outside the fence there was a queue of over a hundred people waiting to get inside. We had somehow managed to gate crash Toronto’s beerfest. We giggled as we past by beer, cider and gin tents and helped our selves to drinks, okay it was water but it was cold and wet and hit the spot.
We didn’t really know what to expect when we got to the harbour but I knew I was in need of a sit down. We found a huge pub called the Amsterdam Brewery it was heaving and the line went around the building we managed to get in and bypass the crowd by sitting at the bar. We order a couple of fruity beers as we felt it was too early to be drinking, mine was a Radler and GO had a red berry beer. After spending way too much time at the bar and watching as the place filled to the brim we set off along the water front not really knowing what to do. It was getting hot, I’d forgotten my hat and damned if I was going to but another one. We nipped into the Toronto Modern Art Gallery a white space with amazing air con. There were a few exhibitions on but we only explored two. The first was a interesting piece about scam emails they artist had videoed people reading the scam emails that we all get and he played over thirty on TV’s it was quite a sensory overload. The second was a German artist from Dresden who had three different installations the first was a silent disco type of affair, the second was a boat ride across a fjord and finally in the third rooon was a story of how a group of vigilantes in a Supermarkt in Germany had interfered with a young boy who was suffering with mental health issues and the harassment eventually led to his death. It was thought provoking stuff.
We carried on along the harbour stopping for a selfie here or there when a lady offered to take one of us, I knew there’d be a catch. Before handing back the phone she told us about her church and how they were looking for more “friends”. We always find the strange ones. We had seen pretty much all we wanted to see so I wasn’t sure what there was left to do when I remembered that Toronto had its own flat iron building. On our way winding through the streets and avenues we had our first (and not our last) Tim Horton’s, it wasn’t great but it was sustenance. It was getting hotter and hotter with the mercury hitting 30 degrees, we sought some shelter in the shade of a large fountain. It took me a to notice why everyone smiled and stopped for a selfie, it was a doggy fountain. All of the water spouts we statures if different dogs. So ridiculously cute. We were right behind the flat iron building but before getting to it I took a detour, this became something of a habit, into a store with air conditioning and it was bliss.
Friday, 9 August 2019
Happy Birthday Mamilein
Thursday, 8 August 2019
Oh, Canada
We were booked into the Chelsea hotel on Dundas Street, it was recommended by the travel agent and was a four star establishment, it was also huge and very busy. There was a baseball game on over the weekend and conferences so the place was heaving. Check in was a breeze, room 2434 on the 23rd floor, 23rd!!! The room was fine, I have come to realise that in Canada and the Northern states, hotels are brown, beige and dark with loud air con all as standard. I’m not good with hotels at the best of times and so have my own quirky, some may say mental, strategies to get through a hotel stay. Long sleeves and legged pjs tucked into socks and if I can’t bring my own pillow, which I did, I have a sarong that lies on top. Weird, but I don’t care. I soon came to realise that this would be one of the nicest hotels that we’d be staying in. In all honesty I would stay there again if/when I return to Toronto.
Gingerbread Travels, Part One - Canada Here We Come
I set my alarm for five am to give me sometime to get organised and tidy the house a bit, for the burglars. All week GO had said he’d drive us to the airport. His only jobs were to organise his parents to look after the house and sort travel to the airport. When he finally got round to booking a space he discovered that he had left booking the parking too late and it would cost a fortune £140 to park in our usual place. Quick call to the local cab company later (thank you, me) and we had booked a taxi for less than half the price of parking. GO was concerned about the cab driver knowing that our house was empty, so we arranged to be picked up at the train station. “I’ll drop you and the bags off, Park the car at home and then walk back down.” I planned everything around that plan, my outfit was for comfort and not weather dependant, I didn’t need any extras everything was packed in order of use. I had a Mac in case I needed it in the mountains. As I sorted and tidied he came down and said “I’m not driving let’s just walk!” He obviously hadn’t looked out the window, at the torrential rain lashing it down, at the thunder and lightning. I was too tired to argue so hauled my Mac out of the suitcase leaving a trail of destruction as I went and took off behind him, grumbling the entire way to the station. By the time we arrived (it’s not a long walk) because of the rain I was as wet as a drowned rat, the Mac (bought a couple of years ago) was much too big and so it gapped a lot and water dribbled down it, down to my underwear. My Toms, which were hand painted were soaking and all I could think was, he could have driven. We got to the station, annoyingly, with plenty of time to spare so we just waited and waited and waited for our taxi. When he did arrive the driver tried to make chit chat, GO promptly fell asleep, it felt rude to fall asleep so I chatted. While chatting somehow or another we got onto the subject of where we were headed. I didn’t want to say Canada, I didn’t want to rub it in, I suppose. So I said Germany “Oh, I love Germany I lived there for thirty years in a place called Bielefeld.” I was gob smacked, we talked the rest of the journey about places we knew, where we’d been and what was going on in Germany. It turned what could have been a looooooong journey into a pleasant catch up.
I hate getting to airports late, the stress and anxiety I feel is unbelievable so I try to arrive an hour or so before the airline recommends. Air Canada recommended that we arrive 2 hours before our flight, so we were there 4 hours not before our flight but before check in opened. We weren’t even sure if we were in the right place as it was the end of the airport, we were surrounded by scaffolding and that. plastic sheeting that you see on building sites. My shoes were soaking wet, I actually rang the out. After a forty five minute wait they began to make some sort of movement around the baggage drop area, I sent GO to investigate and confirm that it was where we could drop our bags for the Air Canada Rouge flight to Toronto. The little guy he spoke to confirmed it was and we lined up. Within seconds the Queue behind us stretched the length of the terminal, maybe it was worth the early arrival. All bags dropped off and a quick hop through security, who am I kidding it’s never that quick or easy, we were flight side.
I love flight side but Manchester has a poor choice of everything. They must assume that everyone’s a footballer and minted as there are no food kiosks, or cafes everything is designer label and designer price tag. We had a breakfast in an American Style Diner/restaurant and it was ridiculously overpriced, to make sure we would have something to eat I bobbed into WHSmith and returned with; puzzle books, water, fruit, chocolates, mints, magazines, crisps and two travel pillows. All cheaper that the diner meals.
We waited in the terminal for our gate to be announced before heading towards it. Then waited for boarding to commence, I have flown a lot in my life time and I know that you don’t need to queue up when boarding begins especially if allocated seats but I’m a sheep and I cannot help but join the queue, GO doesn’t. He took the time to put his flight socks, he felt self conscious wearing them and in all honesty I didn’t help by calling him “Prince George for most of the journey.
Once on the plane and settled, I bypassed all of the entertainment I had bought with me and hit the inflight magazine. They always give you little hints and tips about places to go, things to do and locals tips. I was flicking through reading all about the buzzing art scene and the new foodie trends in Toronto, when I turned the page to be greeted by The Singing Ringing in Burnley. It really is a small world. There we were looking for recommendations for Toronto and Canadians travelling to Manchester we advised to visit Burnley.
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