He turned blonde with grief

You never know what you will see when you pop into Oxford

A devil, a knight and Father Christmas put on a little play in the pub, all in the name of charity.

They put on a little skit which involved Santa killing the devil and knocking the knight on his bottom.  

Which is when someone dressed like a doctor came rushing in to revive him.  All while the other customers sat and had their meals/drinks.

Only in Oxford!  To which G.On replied "it's like this every night!"